Thursday, November 1, 2012

5 things American & Indian movies teach us


5 things American movies teach us:

  •  Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
  •  More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
  •  The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
  •  Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
  •  U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.


5 things Indian movies teach us:

  •  At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
  •  While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut, you'll always choose the right one".
  • A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up, but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
  • A detective can solve a case, only when he is suspended from duty.
  • If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps!!!!

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